Start Lyrics to icp dating game

Lyrics to icp dating game

Shit, you don't want contestant number two He's mad-wack I walk into a barn and there he was Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama Damn dawg!

CONTESTANT NUMBER 1Fuck that, you'd be jacking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap CONTESTANT NUMBER !

But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other mother fuckers outta here I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw WHAT?!

Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!

When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!